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Vol. 1, Issue 8, November 2002

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While we're on the subject of culture, where are all the jokes? We have become so fearful about making a cultural mishap, that we have stopped telling jokes! Well for those of you burning the midnight oil, and needing some humor, here are some jokes likely to be accepted in any culture...

If it frustrates you that they don't allow laptops on an amusement park ride, you may be a workaholic.

If twenty minutes is too long for a lunch "hour", you might be a workaholic.

If hobbies are something you will get into when you "get the time", you may be a workaholic.

If the only time you've had off in the last three years was to attend a funeral, you might be a workaholic.

If you wish you weren't so stressed but know that you will feel better as soon as you "get over the hump", you might be a workaholic.

If you bring your spreadsheets to your son's football game, you may be a workaholic.

If you use your cell phone in the shower to return business calls in the morning before work, you might just be a workaholic.

If you don't have a tan by 15-July each year, you may be a workaholic.

If you set your alarm for 2:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m. so you can check your voicemail or e-mail, well, you just might be a workaholic.

If you can't name your daughter's favorite rock band, you just might be a workaholic.

If you haven't gone home early in the last six months, you might be a workaholic.

If your idea of an intimate anniversary celebration is to take your spouse to a formal business dinner, you might be a workaholic.

If the last outrageous thing you did was over ten years ago, you might be a workaholic.

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