Humor

an electronic newsletter from Stratevative Learning International AB

Vol. 2, Issue 2, February 2003

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I participate in an online listserv for performance improvement practitioners around the world. Recently there was a huge debate about the validity and return on investment of the smash hit book about change entitled, "Who Moved My Cheese" (click here to order). The listserv discussion was heated, members dissected this book into tiny little crumbs and declared it non-performance-related mumbo-jumbo. I personally think they are all jealous of the success of this little phenomenon and that they didn't think of it themselves.

I'm one step ahead of them all. I decided to think of some good sequels to the cheese book for different audiences so I can make a quick fortune and retire to the Bahamas. Anyone wanna help? So far...

Who Moved My Clease? (for Monty Python fans)

Who Moved My Beads? (for aging hippies)

Who Moved My Wheeze? (for those who have quit smoking)

Who Moved My Fees (for independent consultants)

Who Stole My Free? (for those raised on a notion of entitlement)

Who Moved My Tees? (for Tiger Woods fans)

Who Moved My Knees? (for professional skiers)

Who Stole My Seas? (for Mother Earth)

Who Moved My Trees? (for the environmentalists)

Who Moved My Fleas? (for cats and dogs)

Who Moved My Keys? (for those of us who are aging)

Who Stole My Chi? (for tired Yoga instructors)

Who Moved My Peas? (for vegetarians)

Who Moved My Me? (for Austin Powers fans)

Who Moved My Steed? (for horse lovers)

Who Stole My ZZZZ's? (for insomniacs)

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